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Meme part 2--the part you were all waiting for!
My list:
1) Oliver Queen
2) Vril Dox II
3) Alan Scott
4) Digger Harkness
5) Amanda Waller
6) Steve Rogers
7) Sam Wilson
8) Dinah Lance
9) Hal Jordan
10) Guy Gardner
11) Snapper Carr
12) Booster Carter
13) Ted Kord
14) Ted Grant
15) Karen Starr
Your questions:
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littledarkvoice:
Amanda Waller is eating cotton candy. Suddenly, Guy Gardner comes along with a hose and melts Amanda's cotton candy. How does 5 get revenge on 10?
Oh dear lord. She ties him up in massive amounts of bureaucracy and forces him to use Tact and Diplomacy, I suppose. Or maybe just gets Boomerbutt to throw a pie at him.
Digger Harkness, Hal Jordan, Ted Kord, Dinah Lance and Oliver Queen have been transplanted into the Wizard of Oz. Figure out who is Dorothy, who is the Scarecrow, who is the Tinman, who is the Lion, and who is Toto.
It's impressive that we managed *all three* of the seventies roadtrip crew. :D
Um. Dinah is probably stuck with Dorothy. Hal is the Lion (courage), Ted is the Scarecrow (brains) and Ollie is the the Tin Man (heart). Digger is Toto, because he is a dog, clearly.
Booster Gold and Alan Scott are convinced (somehow) to enter a dance competition, as partners, by Steve Rogers. They must compete against the pair of Ted Grant and Sam Wilson. How does the scenario play out, and who wins?
--you know, Cap is probably one of the few people who could convince Alan to do *any such thing*. (Because he's *Cap* and clearly he can talk anyone into anything.) There is much hilarity, as Booster and Alan's dancing styles are many generations apart, and really Wildcat and Falc aren't all that much better--but better *enough*, plus the additional physical skill, to win the competition.
Vril Dox II, Snapper Carr, and Karen Starr are on a vacation somewhere, and get stranded. Where are they, why are they there, and how do they get home again?
They are clearly on some random planet. Which Vril takes over and builds its cilization up from savagery to space flight so they can get off of it (and get a new lucrative contract). They're clearly there as part of the Plan, or at least that's what Vril smugly tells them at the end. Except Snapper's probably looking for the Blasters, really, or just for adventure, and Karen's on some new lead for an origin.
The three of them make an excellent team, really.
lcsbanana:
In a cop-show AU with Digger Harkness, Sam Wilson, and Booster Gold, who's the good cop, who's the bad cop, and who's the suspect? What's the crime? Did s/he do it?
Falc's the good cop in the sense that he's better at it, but the bad cop in the sense that Booster? Not so much with the intimidating. Captain Boomerang is clearly the suspect, and of course he did it, there were giant explosive boomerangs involved! (Or does a cop-show AU mean there are no giant explosive boomerangs?). Anyway, it was a bank robbery.
The porno starring Vril Dox and Hal Jordan, directed by Amanda Waller--what would it be called? What award/s would it get at the adult video awards?
GREEN ON GREEN VIII: COLUAN COCK! And, um, it would get the Fanboy Approval Award (for the Hal!) and the Best New Porn Featuring A Coluan Actor award.
Snapper Carr's favorite physical feature of Ted Grant:
The arms. The big, muscular arms--okay, maybe I'm confusing Snapper just a *tad* with Johnny Thunder here, but what can you do?
mizzmarvel:
If they were in a situation where cannibalism was necessary for survival, who would win in the inevitable battle to live, Sam Wilson or Hal Jordan? Which body parts would the victor eat first?
...Hal, because it was so much trouble to bring him back the last time. He can always ressurect Falc after he is inevitably resued and gets his ring back! And, um. I think arms would be a good place to start, on a flyer...
Or, for a less meta answer, Falc, because clearly Hal is ringless and thus Falc totally has the advantage in a fight; plus he'd probably revert to his Evil Alternate Personality under stress and "Snap" Wilson probably has less scruples about eating people. (Unless, of course, Hal went PARALLAX-Y! but I think that would alleviate the Desperate Cannibalism Situation anyway.) And, um. CLEARLY you start with Hal's ass.
Say it is Ted Grant's birthday. If Vril Dox II took him/her to a brothel as a very special present, whose paid-for pleasure would Ted choose, that of Steve Rogers, Dinah Lance, Guy Gardner, or Booster Gold? Also, what kind fo cake would they have?
So, after plying Ted Grant with alien liquors, Vril has clearly taken him to the Brothel Full of Superheroes in Entirely Dubious Cover. But Ted is drunk, so he's like....I'll go with the girl! And then wakes up next to Dinah the next morning and kind of totally freaks out because he KNEW DINAH WHEN SHE WAS LITTLE OMG except that Dinah pats him on the head and is like, "You were too drunk to do anything anyway!" and it fails to make things much better, especially since Guy and Booster and CAPTAIN AMERICA were there to witness his shame!
But then the supervillains jump out of the cake and Ted gets to hit them and everything is okay.
scriviner:
Sam Wilson and Hal Jordan are in the middle of an intimate moment. When suddenly Ted Kord walks in on them. What're each of them likely to say, and also of the other numbers not mentioned, who would Ted most likely gossip with regarding those two?
Well, clearly Ted's going to gossip to Booster (and anyone else who'll listen), that's the easy part. As for what they would say--well, Ted's not going to recognize Falc 'cause he's a Marvel Character, so it'll be along the lines of "...Hal! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" And Hal's probably going to say, "Go away!" and then "Oh *dear*," later, and Falc will be, "Do you know that person?"
And then they will continue fucking and there will be stories all over about Hal and Some Random Black Guy No Not John or Black Lightning Either.
lilacsigil:
If Oliver Queen, Alan Scott, Amanda Waller and Hal Jordan formed a team, who would lead it? Who would be killed off first?
Amanda would lead, clearly. She does that! And, um. Ollie and Alan would *kill* each other, and Hal would keep having to bring them back. Probably Ollie first, if you need a definite answer.
rabican:
Dinah Lance, Booster Gold, Oliver Queen and Guy Gardner are trapped on a desert island. Who would be the first to succumb and be divvied up as rations? Who would be the first to propose cannibalism?
What's WITH you people and cannibalism?!
Um. Guy would totally suggest the cannibalism. Or maybe Booster, but he'd be joking, really. And then probably Booster would die first (Guy is very durable, and Ollie and Dinah have more experience with these things).
Alan Scott, Sam Wilson and Snapper Carr play Trivial Pursuit. Who wins?
Snapper, by FAR.
sparklebutch:
Oliver Queen, Amanda Waller, Guy Gardner and Karen Starr form a super group to fight evil. Evil in this case is Vril Dox, Digger Harkness, Steve Rogers, Dinah Lance and their leader Ted Kord.
So how's it going for them?
That's.....a supergroup with issues! Amanda'd have her hands full between Guy and Karen trying to kill each other and Ollie raging against AUTHORITY, esp. her. Of course, that villain group ALSO has some major issues; really, I'm not sure even where to START. I think it just turns into a general MELEE.
Booster Gold wakes up green. What's gonna go on with Booster then?
--he's going to have to GET A NEW NAME! BOOSTER GREEN! And a new marketing line! And a new suit!
brown_betty:
Sam Wilson, Booster Gold, and Ted Kord go see a movie currently in theatres. How do they decide which? Which do they go see? What do they think of it?
Poor Falc gets outvoted, I fear. And they see, um. *checks movie listings* Failure to Launch! And discuss the wild and wacky ways *they* got out of the house (if not a girl!).
odditycollector:
Oliver Queen, Amanda Waller, Sam Wilson and Booster Gold are hired by Dinah Lance to commit a crime? What is it? Do they succeed?
They are hired to commit petty theft! Against Babs, who failed to return a book Dinah lent her three years ago, and damnit, she should know better! They do, in fact, manage to inflitrate Babs' complicated security system, but they get bogged down in the library organization, and after massive property damage and a scandalous government cover-up, Babs finally returns the book--but she gets some great footage out of it!
Vril Dox, Amanda Waller, Steve Rogers, Guy Gardner and Ted Kord are cast in supporting roles for an afterschool comedy: the dumb jock, the geek, the overenthusiastic student council member, the cranky teacher, and the eeevil principal. Who plays what? Which two characters complain about each other so much in the first episode they're obviously destined to get together by the fifth? Who does fandom ship?
Guy is the dumb jock, Ted is the geek, Steve is the overenthusiastic student council member, Amanda is the cranky teacher, and Vril is the eeevil principal. Guy and Ted do the complaining; fandom ships them a lot, but also Guy/Steve ('cause there's a crush thing going on there) and sometimes Amanda/Vril (for those who don't want to ship the children!).
Snapper Carr finds him or her or itself in possession of Guy Gardner's dead body. How did that happen? Do they call Alan Scott or Karen Starr to help them (track down the culprit or bury the evidence)?
Snapper Carr has Guy's dead body because he is the JLA's ALL-PURPOSE SIDEKICK and he was trying to get back in the business with Guy when Guy got himself killed. Wracked with guilt, he calls Alan, 'cause Alan is a Green Lantern so clearly he knows about these things.
Oliver Queen is offered a choice between a one night stand with Ted Grant or a free pass to Disneyland. Which do they take? What if, no matter which Ollie accepts, they have to invite Vril Dox II along?
As fun as Ollie/Ted might be in the right light--I think Ollie would REALLY KIND OF ENJOY Disneyland! Especially Epcot Center, it's just kinda...Ollie. Even though there'd be a lot of political grumpiness going on, but that's how Ollie has fun. And he could bring Vril and show him EARTH!
strangepowers:
What would happen if Alan Scott, Sam Wilson and Ted Grant went on a cross-country road trip? Y'know, who coerces who into going? Who refuses to ask directions? Which one blows the budget for the trip on hookers and booze? Who gets arrested first?
(and if by change I did manage to get Hal, Ollie and/or Dinah with one of those, I will laugh and laugh.)
No Ollie, Hal or Dinah here! Hmm. I guess Falc would do the convincing, 'cause cross-country travelling with Golden Age guys is much more his style! Alan refuses to ask for directions, and Ted G. is clearly blowing the budget on hookers and booze. It'd be a race between Ted and Sam to get arrested first.
1) Oliver Queen
2) Vril Dox II
3) Alan Scott
4) Digger Harkness
5) Amanda Waller
6) Steve Rogers
7) Sam Wilson
8) Dinah Lance
9) Hal Jordan
10) Guy Gardner
11) Snapper Carr
12) Booster Carter
13) Ted Kord
14) Ted Grant
15) Karen Starr
Your questions:
littledarkvoice:Amanda Waller is eating cotton candy. Suddenly, Guy Gardner comes along with a hose and melts Amanda's cotton candy. How does 5 get revenge on 10?
Oh dear lord. She ties him up in massive amounts of bureaucracy and forces him to use Tact and Diplomacy, I suppose. Or maybe just gets Boomerbutt to throw a pie at him.
Digger Harkness, Hal Jordan, Ted Kord, Dinah Lance and Oliver Queen have been transplanted into the Wizard of Oz. Figure out who is Dorothy, who is the Scarecrow, who is the Tinman, who is the Lion, and who is Toto.
It's impressive that we managed *all three* of the seventies roadtrip crew. :D
Um. Dinah is probably stuck with Dorothy. Hal is the Lion (courage), Ted is the Scarecrow (brains) and Ollie is the the Tin Man (heart). Digger is Toto, because he is a dog, clearly.
Booster Gold and Alan Scott are convinced (somehow) to enter a dance competition, as partners, by Steve Rogers. They must compete against the pair of Ted Grant and Sam Wilson. How does the scenario play out, and who wins?
--you know, Cap is probably one of the few people who could convince Alan to do *any such thing*. (Because he's *Cap* and clearly he can talk anyone into anything.) There is much hilarity, as Booster and Alan's dancing styles are many generations apart, and really Wildcat and Falc aren't all that much better--but better *enough*, plus the additional physical skill, to win the competition.
Vril Dox II, Snapper Carr, and Karen Starr are on a vacation somewhere, and get stranded. Where are they, why are they there, and how do they get home again?
They are clearly on some random planet. Which Vril takes over and builds its cilization up from savagery to space flight so they can get off of it (and get a new lucrative contract). They're clearly there as part of the Plan, or at least that's what Vril smugly tells them at the end. Except Snapper's probably looking for the Blasters, really, or just for adventure, and Karen's on some new lead for an origin.
The three of them make an excellent team, really.
lcsbanana:In a cop-show AU with Digger Harkness, Sam Wilson, and Booster Gold, who's the good cop, who's the bad cop, and who's the suspect? What's the crime? Did s/he do it?
Falc's the good cop in the sense that he's better at it, but the bad cop in the sense that Booster? Not so much with the intimidating. Captain Boomerang is clearly the suspect, and of course he did it, there were giant explosive boomerangs involved! (Or does a cop-show AU mean there are no giant explosive boomerangs?). Anyway, it was a bank robbery.
The porno starring Vril Dox and Hal Jordan, directed by Amanda Waller--what would it be called? What award/s would it get at the adult video awards?
GREEN ON GREEN VIII: COLUAN COCK! And, um, it would get the Fanboy Approval Award (for the Hal!) and the Best New Porn Featuring A Coluan Actor award.
Snapper Carr's favorite physical feature of Ted Grant:
The arms. The big, muscular arms--okay, maybe I'm confusing Snapper just a *tad* with Johnny Thunder here, but what can you do?
mizzmarvel:If they were in a situation where cannibalism was necessary for survival, who would win in the inevitable battle to live, Sam Wilson or Hal Jordan? Which body parts would the victor eat first?
...Hal, because it was so much trouble to bring him back the last time. He can always ressurect Falc after he is inevitably resued and gets his ring back! And, um. I think arms would be a good place to start, on a flyer...
Or, for a less meta answer, Falc, because clearly Hal is ringless and thus Falc totally has the advantage in a fight; plus he'd probably revert to his Evil Alternate Personality under stress and "Snap" Wilson probably has less scruples about eating people. (Unless, of course, Hal went PARALLAX-Y! but I think that would alleviate the Desperate Cannibalism Situation anyway.) And, um. CLEARLY you start with Hal's ass.
Say it is Ted Grant's birthday. If Vril Dox II took him/her to a brothel as a very special present, whose paid-for pleasure would Ted choose, that of Steve Rogers, Dinah Lance, Guy Gardner, or Booster Gold? Also, what kind fo cake would they have?
So, after plying Ted Grant with alien liquors, Vril has clearly taken him to the Brothel Full of Superheroes in Entirely Dubious Cover. But Ted is drunk, so he's like....I'll go with the girl! And then wakes up next to Dinah the next morning and kind of totally freaks out because he KNEW DINAH WHEN SHE WAS LITTLE OMG except that Dinah pats him on the head and is like, "You were too drunk to do anything anyway!" and it fails to make things much better, especially since Guy and Booster and CAPTAIN AMERICA were there to witness his shame!
But then the supervillains jump out of the cake and Ted gets to hit them and everything is okay.
scriviner:Sam Wilson and Hal Jordan are in the middle of an intimate moment. When suddenly Ted Kord walks in on them. What're each of them likely to say, and also of the other numbers not mentioned, who would Ted most likely gossip with regarding those two?
Well, clearly Ted's going to gossip to Booster (and anyone else who'll listen), that's the easy part. As for what they would say--well, Ted's not going to recognize Falc 'cause he's a Marvel Character, so it'll be along the lines of "...Hal! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" And Hal's probably going to say, "Go away!" and then "Oh *dear*," later, and Falc will be, "Do you know that person?"
And then they will continue fucking and there will be stories all over about Hal and Some Random Black Guy No Not John or Black Lightning Either.
lilacsigil:If Oliver Queen, Alan Scott, Amanda Waller and Hal Jordan formed a team, who would lead it? Who would be killed off first?
Amanda would lead, clearly. She does that! And, um. Ollie and Alan would *kill* each other, and Hal would keep having to bring them back. Probably Ollie first, if you need a definite answer.
rabican: Dinah Lance, Booster Gold, Oliver Queen and Guy Gardner are trapped on a desert island. Who would be the first to succumb and be divvied up as rations? Who would be the first to propose cannibalism?
What's WITH you people and cannibalism?!
Um. Guy would totally suggest the cannibalism. Or maybe Booster, but he'd be joking, really. And then probably Booster would die first (Guy is very durable, and Ollie and Dinah have more experience with these things).
Alan Scott, Sam Wilson and Snapper Carr play Trivial Pursuit. Who wins?
Snapper, by FAR.
sparklebutch:Oliver Queen, Amanda Waller, Guy Gardner and Karen Starr form a super group to fight evil. Evil in this case is Vril Dox, Digger Harkness, Steve Rogers, Dinah Lance and their leader Ted Kord.
So how's it going for them?
That's.....a supergroup with issues! Amanda'd have her hands full between Guy and Karen trying to kill each other and Ollie raging against AUTHORITY, esp. her. Of course, that villain group ALSO has some major issues; really, I'm not sure even where to START. I think it just turns into a general MELEE.
Booster Gold wakes up green. What's gonna go on with Booster then?
--he's going to have to GET A NEW NAME! BOOSTER GREEN! And a new marketing line! And a new suit!
brown_betty:Sam Wilson, Booster Gold, and Ted Kord go see a movie currently in theatres. How do they decide which? Which do they go see? What do they think of it?
Poor Falc gets outvoted, I fear. And they see, um. *checks movie listings* Failure to Launch! And discuss the wild and wacky ways *they* got out of the house (if not a girl!).
odditycollector:Oliver Queen, Amanda Waller, Sam Wilson and Booster Gold are hired by Dinah Lance to commit a crime? What is it? Do they succeed?
They are hired to commit petty theft! Against Babs, who failed to return a book Dinah lent her three years ago, and damnit, she should know better! They do, in fact, manage to inflitrate Babs' complicated security system, but they get bogged down in the library organization, and after massive property damage and a scandalous government cover-up, Babs finally returns the book--but she gets some great footage out of it!
Vril Dox, Amanda Waller, Steve Rogers, Guy Gardner and Ted Kord are cast in supporting roles for an afterschool comedy: the dumb jock, the geek, the overenthusiastic student council member, the cranky teacher, and the eeevil principal. Who plays what? Which two characters complain about each other so much in the first episode they're obviously destined to get together by the fifth? Who does fandom ship?
Guy is the dumb jock, Ted is the geek, Steve is the overenthusiastic student council member, Amanda is the cranky teacher, and Vril is the eeevil principal. Guy and Ted do the complaining; fandom ships them a lot, but also Guy/Steve ('cause there's a crush thing going on there) and sometimes Amanda/Vril (for those who don't want to ship the children!).
Snapper Carr finds him or her or itself in possession of Guy Gardner's dead body. How did that happen? Do they call Alan Scott or Karen Starr to help them (track down the culprit or bury the evidence)?
Snapper Carr has Guy's dead body because he is the JLA's ALL-PURPOSE SIDEKICK and he was trying to get back in the business with Guy when Guy got himself killed. Wracked with guilt, he calls Alan, 'cause Alan is a Green Lantern so clearly he knows about these things.
Oliver Queen is offered a choice between a one night stand with Ted Grant or a free pass to Disneyland. Which do they take? What if, no matter which Ollie accepts, they have to invite Vril Dox II along?
As fun as Ollie/Ted might be in the right light--I think Ollie would REALLY KIND OF ENJOY Disneyland! Especially Epcot Center, it's just kinda...Ollie. Even though there'd be a lot of political grumpiness going on, but that's how Ollie has fun. And he could bring Vril and show him EARTH!
strangepowers:What would happen if Alan Scott, Sam Wilson and Ted Grant went on a cross-country road trip? Y'know, who coerces who into going? Who refuses to ask directions? Which one blows the budget for the trip on hookers and booze? Who gets arrested first?
(and if by change I did manage to get Hal, Ollie and/or Dinah with one of those, I will laugh and laugh.)
No Ollie, Hal or Dinah here! Hmm. I guess Falc would do the convincing, 'cause cross-country travelling with Golden Age guys is much more his style! Alan refuses to ask for directions, and Ted G. is clearly blowing the budget on hookers and booze. It'd be a race between Ted and Sam to get arrested first.