On the transitive properity of character equivalence

[caiusbackup]

[16:26] caia_comica: --dude, I need to write the one where Faith = Guy Gardner.
[16:27] ficbyzee: *diiiiiies*
[16:27] ficbyzee: I--yeah, you do, cuz I don't see it.
[16:27] caia_comica: Well, you probably had to be there.
[16:27] ficbyzee: heeee.
[16:27] caia_comica: But she's, like, Junior Slayer. And gets off on fighting. And never is going to be as good as Buffy.
[16:28] caia_comica: Ergo, Buffy = Hal and Faith = Guy.
[16:28] caia_comica: In my head.
[16:28] ficbyzee: *hee* okay, yeah, I can see that.
[16:29] caia_comica: Also, she is from the East Coast and Buffy is from the West Coast. SO IT TOTALLY WORKS.
[16:29] caia_comica: Except where it doesn't.
[16:29] ficbyzee: *bee heee*
[16:29] ficbyzee: it kind of does! I agree.
[16:30] caia_comica: I am glad!
[16:30] ficbyzee: although me being me, I like my Faith=Jason comparisons better.
[16:30] ficbyzee: *convinced that Jay has the same accent as Faith*
[16:30] caia_comica: Well, yes. Faith is ALSO JASON.
[16:30] caia_comica: Which means Jason is Guy.
[16:30] caia_comica: Clearly.
[16:31] ficbyzee: *diiiiiiiies*
[16:31] ficbyzee: I--sure!
[16:31] caia_comica: *nods* Clearly pre-Crisis Jay = pre-brain-damage Guy. And post-Crisis Jay (or possibly Red Hood Jay?) = post-brain-damage Guy!
[16:32] ficbyzee: *bwah*
[16:32] caia_comica: It's TRU. 'Cause pre-Brain Damage Guy is all innocent and read-headed and gay for Hal. In an more innocent and adoring fashion.
[16:33] caia_comica: *red-headed. Which Guy always is, of course, but NEVER MIND.
[16:33] ficbyzee: awww.
[16:33] ficbyzee: I really don't know Guy at all, so I shall take your word for it.
[16:33] ficbyzee: heee.
[16:34] caia_comica: *nods* I will possibly have to EXPLAIN THIS TO THE MASSES, so they can go adore Guy. Or something.

Comments

[littledarkvoice.livejournal.com]

The important question is, does Guy get Hal's attention by drawing hearts on foggy windows?

Also, does this mean that they get to wear miniskirts and talk Whedonese?

[unlovablehands.livejournal.com]

This makes the time the porn generator made me write Guy/Jason even more traumatic, in retrospect. (However, Guy is totally Faith, man. TOTALLY.)

[some-stars.livejournal.com]

this theory is BEAUTIFUL AND CORRECT. someone should go explain it to batman.

[poisonivory.livejournal.com]

...Does Barry = Willow and Ollie = Xander? And Kyle = Dawn?

[sparklebutch.livejournal.com]

*has terrible image of Guy meeting Faith and the obvious, unavoidable, kinda disturbing result*