*headtilt* Okay, Barry- maybe if there was time travel involved? Where disco!costume Dick lands at Midwest University twenty years ago (and/or in the 1950s- don't think about it too hard!) and has to recruit the help of a brilliant blonde undergrad in sweatervests to fix his time machine, and there is innocent blushy flirting and then nothing happens because, you're right, it's Barry. ...But even that's a stretch.

Also, you really have a talent for making me want to kick Ollie in the shins. And I would read the Lois|Diana interview series straight through, making notes, and argue the main points vehemently online. (Where, exactly, did Wonder Woman stow that business card?)