In which littledarkvoice and I get Hal laid. With interludes of more-or-less broadly characterized crack involving Guy Gardner, Kyle Rayner, Kilowog, Beatrix DaCosta, Michael John "Booster" Carter, and Mary Batson.

John Stewart, Oliver Queen, and Carol Ferris wisely stayed out of it, and Tora Olafsdotter and Arisia pleaded deceased...

( Warning: Sex in the City watched within )