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caiusbackupReposted and backdated for cataloguing purposes!
Prompt: Eel and Matches. Of course. (Or, alternativey, Plastic Man and Batman. Or Patrick O'Brian and Bruce Wayne. Or any and all permutations of those characters, shuffled around. Readysetgo!)
The good thing about being Plastic Man was that it was easy to talk while being strangled. (Though how the anatomy of this worked, Plas didn't know; he'd long since stopped wondering that about so *many* aspects of his powers.)
The *important* thing was that it allowed him to beam proudly at a livid Batman, exclaiming, "I *told* you I can change colors! Thank you SO MUCH for the inspiration..."
Sadly, plasticity was no permanent defense against the Bat-glare of Doom, and Plas flinched back, saying, "Okay, so maybe I should have chosen a BETTER way of testing this, but I wanted to show off for you!
"...and besides, you have such a *nice* Bat-codpiece..." Plas smirked for just a *second*.
"Okay, okay! No more impersonating your tights! NOW WILL YOU LET GO OF ME?!!!"
Prompt: Eel and Matches. Of course. (Or, alternativey, Plastic Man and Batman. Or Patrick O'Brian and Bruce Wayne. Or any and all permutations of those characters, shuffled around. Readysetgo!)
The good thing about being Plastic Man was that it was easy to talk while being strangled. (Though how the anatomy of this worked, Plas didn't know; he'd long since stopped wondering that about so *many* aspects of his powers.)
The *important* thing was that it allowed him to beam proudly at a livid Batman, exclaiming, "I *told* you I can change colors! Thank you SO MUCH for the inspiration..."
Sadly, plasticity was no permanent defense against the Bat-glare of Doom, and Plas flinched back, saying, "Okay, so maybe I should have chosen a BETTER way of testing this, but I wanted to show off for you!
"...and besides, you have such a *nice* Bat-codpiece..." Plas smirked for just a *second*.
"Okay, okay! No more impersonating your tights! NOW WILL YOU LET GO OF ME?!!!"
