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jarodrussell brought my attention to this image by complaining about Stargirl's crotch, and I must say he has a point. However, I'm slightly more disturbed by THIS part:
( WTF JAKEEM AND T-BOLT! )
jarodrussell brought my attention to this image by complaining about Stargirl's crotch, and I must say he has a point. However, I'm slightly more disturbed by THIS part:
( WTF JAKEEM AND T-BOLT! )
Eventually there will be a con report. However, Jori and I wound up discussing Guy (who, as Jori puts it, likes to be beaten up, and also likes patriotic Golden Age heroes) and Ultimates Captain America (NOT the normal, 616 version) who likes beating people up. And what might happen if there was a crossover.
And....there was chatporn. Which Jori told me to post. It's been spell-checked and such, but...since it was written in chat in the middle of the night, it is rather drafty. Also, a crossover PWP with sexualized violence. Read at your own risk.
Title: Field of Battle
Author: Caia
Rating: Adult. Disturbing content.
Summary: Ultimate Cap met Guy. There was fighting. And such.
Disclaimer: Guy belongs to DC, Cap belongs to Marvel, and hopefully they will never see this. (Although this possibly serves Millar and Gerard right.)
Spoilers/continuity: Continuity? What continuity?
( On to the wrongness. )
And....there was chatporn. Which Jori told me to post. It's been spell-checked and such, but...since it was written in chat in the middle of the night, it is rather drafty. Also, a crossover PWP with sexualized violence. Read at your own risk.
Title: Field of Battle
Author: Caia
Rating: Adult. Disturbing content.
Summary: Ultimate Cap met Guy. There was fighting. And such.
Disclaimer: Guy belongs to DC, Cap belongs to Marvel, and hopefully they will never see this. (Although this possibly serves Millar and Gerard right.)
Spoilers/continuity: Continuity? What continuity?
( On to the wrongness. )
Aquaman Annual 4 (1998)
May. 7th, 2005 10:37 pmA few of you may have heard that I've been reading a lot of Aquaman lately, particularly Peter David's run. Because PAD's Arthur is hot, blond, angry, bearded--and mostly shirtless. Not to mention badass and telepathic. And raised by dolphins. And...so forth.
Anyway.
Today, I got round to the annuals. And came across a scene in the fourth one that I couldn't bare to keep to myself. Context: perhaps due to the Annual Theme of the Year, Atlantis' ancient notables are returning. And, for the most part, making trouble.
The black-haired man is the *first* King Orin, Aquaman's ancestor and namesake and generally a good guy. The woman is Queen Lorelei, who was married to King Konsu the conqueror, and apparently enticed him to invade the surface world. Not such a good guy, and very probably another of Arthur's ancestors. (ETA: Actually, she's Aquaman's paternal grandmother...!)
They're all in the Aquacave together. Arthur thinks he should go do something about the mess his ancestors are making of his kingdom. Lorelei...has other ideas.
At which point words fail. And, after a scene change, continued.
Anyway.
Today, I got round to the annuals. And came across a scene in the fourth one that I couldn't bare to keep to myself. Context: perhaps due to the Annual Theme of the Year, Atlantis' ancient notables are returning. And, for the most part, making trouble.
The black-haired man is the *first* King Orin, Aquaman's ancestor and namesake and generally a good guy. The woman is Queen Lorelei, who was married to King Konsu the conqueror, and apparently enticed him to invade the surface world. Not such a good guy, and very probably another of Arthur's ancestors. (ETA: Actually, she's Aquaman's paternal grandmother...!)
They're all in the Aquacave together. Arthur thinks he should go do something about the mess his ancestors are making of his kingdom. Lorelei...has other ideas.
At which point words fail. And, after a scene change, continued.
I take no responsibility for this.
( Proposal (all Adam's fault!) )
ETA: Okay, not *all* Adam's fault. :)
( Proposal (all Adam's fault!) )
ETA: Okay, not *all* Adam's fault. :)
Out of context theatre
Feb. 3rd, 2005 10:24 pmA few (consecutive!) panels from All-Star Squadron #52.
( Warning--pictures of Captain Marvel behind cut! )
( Warning--pictures of Captain Marvel behind cut! )
Military Sex Pollen Ficlet for Darklady
Jan. 9th, 2005 10:08 pmDarklady now owes me *big*. A little fic in reference to my previous post, originally posted as a comment there. Captain Atom/Major Force, but thousands of miles away from explicit.
( Military Sex Pollen and its Superhuman Guinea Pigs )
Needless to say, none of these people belong to me, and I'm very glad of it.
( Military Sex Pollen and its Superhuman Guinea Pigs )
Needless to say, none of these people belong to me, and I'm very glad of it.
Military Sex Pollen and Captain Atom
Jan. 8th, 2005 11:12 pmIn response to the planned development of Sex Pollen by the US military, posted here because Jori has no idea what I'm talking about and I'm not sure Te would either:
Clearly, General Eiling should join Poison Ivy in the sex pollen business. Nate [Captain Atom] would be the first victim, but once it proves its effectiveness by (in all probability) driving the poor man to a total breakdown, it can become a valuable resourse for the DCU government in dealing with the superhuman community.
(The only problem is that, by this logic, Major Force would be the *next* guinea pig...)
Clearly, General Eiling should join Poison Ivy in the sex pollen business. Nate [Captain Atom] would be the first victim, but once it proves its effectiveness by (in all probability) driving the poor man to a total breakdown, it can become a valuable resourse for the DCU government in dealing with the superhuman community.
(The only problem is that, by this logic, Major Force would be the *next* guinea pig...)
Crack game snippets! Using this generator, in which I combine Livia's crack scenarios (apologies to Livia) with characters and a few situations from JLI.
Rated "surprisingly non-horrifying." Well, the first one, anyway; no guarentees on the second.
( G'nort ...in a story where hurt/comfort leads to sex and Oberon ...makes out with someone in a car or other vehicle )
( General Glory ...learns something he/she didn't want to know )
( Huntress ...comes out of the closet )
Rated "surprisingly non-horrifying." Well, the first one, anyway; no guarentees on the second.
( G'nort ...in a story where hurt/comfort leads to sex and Oberon ...makes out with someone in a car or other vehicle )
( General Glory ...learns something he/she didn't want to know )
( Huntress ...comes out of the closet )
