Caius the Bigger

Meme: The first ten (or whatever) people to comment in this post get to request that I write a drabble of any pairing/character of their choosing. In return, they have to post this in their journal, regardless of their ability level. Some other equivalent gift, like icons or mini-fanmixes or quickie meta, would make sense for people who don't write fic themselves. (Or if the writing doesn't come...)

I'm most interested in Transformers/Beast Wars at the moment, but I'm perfectly happy to do you Marvel or DC as well.

I was gonna offer Russian drabbles in honor of our New LJ Overlords, but then I realized I haven't a clue on how to write Natasha, and she's the awesomest Russian character I know of and therefore the one that would get asked for.

I should probably do something about that, honestly, but I am lazy. So!

From odditycollector:

Name a character from one of my fandoms and I'll give you (a) three facts about them from my personal canon/fanon, (b) a reason he/she sucks, (c) a reason she/he is awesomecakes, (d) five things that never happened to that character or (e) five people that character never fell in love with and why. You pick the character. I pick the letter.

I got through all my first kisses!

There is:

Sam and Steve, for oneangrykate.
Ollie and Hal for sister_wolf.
Bucky and Toro for likeadeuce.
Winter Soldier!Bucky and Sam for jubilancy.
Steve and Winter Soldier!Bucky for harmonyangel.
Tiny!Hal and Tiny!Carol for littledarkvoice.
Jim Hammond and Namor for (who else!) mizzmarvel.

And last but not least, the one that got its own post, Aquaman and Namor for mississippienne and by popular demand.