Caius the Bigger

Blame swordage (and spacehussy) for this. Last night, there was the following twitter exchange:

swordage: story summary seems interesting > story skips the part where the Dcon falls for humanity > Megatron is the OC's mom > [SCREMING]
caiusmajor: @swordage ...was it at least about the OC's terrible horrible mommy issues?
swordage: @caiusmajor No. That would have been awesome. "Mommy I'm scared to sleep, there are monsters." "Show me. I will devour them." "weh ;w;"
spacehussy @swordage @caiusmajor okay, that would be the best original short story ever. Not even kidding. "SHOW ME. I WILL DEVOUR THEM."
caiusmajor: @spacehussy @swordage Oh maaaan it would be an awesome children's picture book.

And my brain produced this. Since I'm not an artist, the lavish full-page illustrations for every line are left to the reader's imagination.

My Mommy
a picture book
by Caius

( My Mommy's name is Megatron. )

Title: Scandal
Fandom: Transformers G1
Pairings: Optimus Prime/Elita One, Optimus/Elita/Ultra Magnus
Rating: T
Word Count: 856
Summary: Magnus is scandalized. Optimus and Elita are affectionate. Set soon after whenever Magnus reestablishes contact with the Ark crew.
Content advisory: PNP interfacing and semi-interfacing, none of it terribly explicit. References to snuff.

( It was the most scandalous thing Magnus had ever seen. )

Title: Turnabout
Fandom: Transformers G1
Pairing: Rodimus Prime/Ultra Magnus
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1800
Summary: Rodimus is the Prime now, and it is his duty to attend to Magnus' needs. Sequel to Hidden Features.
Content advisory: Tentacles. Botsex. Sticky. Matrixporn.
Note: Some of you wanted more of Magnus with tentacles. I wrote more. I'm also terribly attracted to the idea that Autobot commanders have the responsibility to provide for their subordinates' (sexual) needs. There should be more porn on that premise.

( The fun part of being Prime )

Title: Hidden Features
Fandom: Transformers G1
Characters/Pairings: Hot Rod/Ultra Magnus, Hot Rod/Kup, Arcee, Springer, Blurr; many other pairings discussed
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2000
Summary: Hot Rod wants to get under Ultra Magnus' plating.
Content Advisory: Sticky porn, tentacles, polyamory, and some very different attitudes to fraternization (they're for it). Oh, and lots of oral and fingering. :D

( The first time Hot Rod seduced Ultra Magnus, he was too excited to think much of the fact that Ultra Magnus never opened his own interface panel. )

Title: Preventative Measures
Fandom: Transformers G1
Pairings: Rodimus Prime/Galvatron; brief Rodimus/Magnus, Rodimus/Arcee/Springer, and Rodimus/Cyclonus
Rating: R
Word Count: 1200
Summary: In which Rodimus Prime is put into a chastity belt, and it backfires badly.
Content advisory: Rough tactile/energy field interfacing, handwavey plot device (i.e. robot chastity belt)
Note: raisedbymoogles mentioned something about Magnus locking Roddy up to keep him from getting into sexy trouble with Galvatron. I immediately pictured Rodimus in a chastity belt. A few people on Twitter approved of the idea, and now I've written it.

( Crack fic. Essentially. )

Title: Unexpected Visit
Fandom: Transformers Prime
Pairings: Knock Out/Breakdown, Motormaster/Breakdown
Rating: NC-17 for sticky porn, voyeurism, roughness and D/s.
Word Count: c. 1000
Summary: Breakdown's gestalt leader comes for a visit. By which I mean sex.
Notes: There is technically a Motormaster in the Prime 'verse, but this one is probably better read as a transplanted version of the Motormaster from my other Motormaster/Breakdown fic. He's just here for the porn. :D

( Porn! )

New fic, new fandom. :O

Title: Request
Fandom: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Pairing: Dukat/Damar
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: c. 500
Summary: Just after Return to Grace, Dukat and Damar have an encounter.
Notes: This is all for macboris. Wrote this on my Blackberry in transit, editing for posting before I forget.

( The night Kira and Ziyal left them, Gul Dukat called Damar to his quarters for the first time. )