Kink bingo card

[caiusbackup]

So I signed up for kink_bingo this year, in large part because of the potential entertainment value of trying to write giant alien robot versions of the various kinks.

authority
figures

service

humiliation
(in public)

writing on
the body

shaving/
depilation

exhibitionism

crossdressing

tickling

confined/caged

wet and messy

sex toys (non-
penetrating)

mechanical/
technological

(free space)

gender play

body part
fetishes
(other)

penance/
punishment

virginity/
celibacy

historical
roleplay

begging

bloodplay

bondage
(other)

dirty talk

leather
latex
rubber

animal play

plushie or
furry kink

They're all at least theoretically possible with Transformers, although I have trouble picturing TFs being ticklish. (I gather there are less anatomically specific ones than there were last year, and I seem to have missed the ones that there were.)

And figuring out what would constitute crossdressing, in a culture without clothing, would be a little difficult--I've seen someone (raisedbymoogles, I think, actually) do a crossdressing kink fic with a 'bot dressing up as a 'con, but I'm not sure that'd count in this case.

As for shaving/depilation, well. Hi, Scourge!

Mechanical/technological is, at once, sort of a gimme and a puzzle, because robots are not particularly a fetish when you *are* one. An opportunity for the robot/human pairing, I think, or it's not like they don't *have* tech.

I...kind of don't know what to do with furries/plushies just in general. Would Beast Warriors getting off on their Beast Modes count? Pretenders getting off on their Pretender shells?

In general, though, I'm very pleased with the card. :D

Anyway. All this doesn't necessarily mean that I won't write stuff from other fandoms, or indeed that I will write anything at all (although that is certainly the plan!). Suggestions are welcome. ;)

(And the html/css version of the table is from helens78 here via gloss.)

Comments

[iiiskaaa.livejournal.com]

Damn, that's a really good card for Transformers. I signed up for one ages ago and couldn't do anything with it.

[caiusmajor.livejournal.com]

This year is better for Transformers fans, I think--they took out a bunch of stuff for being too gender specific, and the upshot is that it's easier to do stuff with robots. But, yeah--I did quite well with this!

[ultharkitty.livejournal.com]

As for shaving/depilation, well. Hi, Scourge! rofl! His poor Deceptitache!

Best of luck with this :D

[caiusmajor.livejournal.com]

Oh god, yes. My mental Scourge has had his hands clutched protectively over his facial hair ever since I got the card.

(Cyclonus, meanwhile, has a knife and is eager to help out!)

[neonstilettos.livejournal.com]

*is really, really amused by this*

*is also cursing its maker for the location of "shaving/depilation" and "plushie/furry*

Now I'm trying to wrap my mind around historical roleplay with Transformers and devolving into ridiculous crack way, way too easily...

[caiusmajor.livejournal.com]

*g* Well, I really *do* want to do the top row, shaving/depilation kink and all.

And if you sign up you get a card of your own, so you don't have to worry about this one!

I figure historical roleplay with TFs, they would go pretend it was the Golden Age? Or, they could pretend to be Quintesson slaves!

[neonstilettos.livejournal.com]

I figure historical roleplay with TFs, they would go pretend it was the Golden Age? Or, they could pretend to be Quintesson slaves!

That makes... infinitely more sense than the direction my brain went in, heh.

[caiusmajor.livejournal.com]

...did your brain go to the Decepticon Raider in King Arthur's Court place?

And now I want fic about Hoist's extremely detailed knowledge of the history of earth fashion.

[neonstilettos.livejournal.com]

It actually went to a place involving Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr, which makes even less sense than "Decepticon Raider"!

[caiusmajor.livejournal.com]

...from what little I know of Aaron Burr, Aaron Burr as Starscream is deeply hilarious and somehow rather apt!

[fauxfaia.livejournal.com]

I'm quite certain for plushie/furry you can do something with flocking.

Flocking a TF would be hilarious.

[caiusmajor.livejournal.com]

I had to google flocking. That's, ah, quite an image. o.O

[fauxfaia.livejournal.com]

you'll also have your shaving kink ttly accompanying it

meme done 8D

[raisedbymoogles.livejournal.com]

Oooh, I can't wait. <3

[caiusmajor.livejournal.com]

:D

I hope it goes well! Scourge is *glaring* at me over the whole shaving thing. *eyes him* Cooperate!

[raisedbymoogles.livejournal.com]

*giggles and pats him* You're still getting laid!

[caiusmajor.livejournal.com]

Scourge: But there is a knife near my beard! D:

[raisedbymoogles.livejournal.com]

It will lead to sexytiems! :D?

[caiusmajor.livejournal.com]

Scourge: But it's not my kink!

[raisedbymoogles.livejournal.com]

Apparently it's Cyc's.

[caiusmajor.livejournal.com]

Scourge: Most of Cyc's kinks aren't things I want done to me. D:

[raisedbymoogles.livejournal.com]

....you have an excellent point.

[dreams-of-all.livejournal.com]

...I can't wait to see your responses! :D :D :D (Also, I vote YES on robot/human, but I'm biased. *cough*)

Also, I miss talking to you. D: Need to figure out a way to make AIM work on my computer again, but it's been crashing it every time I try to use it... DX

[caiusmajor.livejournal.com]

DDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

There are different clients (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_instant_messaging_clients) you can use? And also webpages--have you tried meebo.com?

If AIM as a system doesn't work for you, you can also find me on Google chat.

Anyway--your preference is noted! And also, I have been meaning to track you down and point you in the direction of two of the newish drabble tennis drabbles: this one (http://raisedbymoogles.dreamwidth.org/5457.html?thread=35921#cmt35921) (raisedbymoogles's) and this one (http://raisedbymoogles.dreamwidth.org/5457.html?thread=37201#cmt37201) (mine), both of which have implied Scavenger/First Aid. :D