FIC[LET]: "Birth Announcement"
Jan. 26th, 2006 06:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
caiusbackupTitle: Birth Announcement
Author: Caia
Warning: STRONG CRACK, implied mpreg, Guy Gardner.
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lcsbanana for audiencing; she also shares the blame for the original bunny.
COAST CITY, USA. Catherine Louise Gardner, 16 pounds 3 ounces, was born a little after midnight this morning in the Coast City Hospital. Her proud parents, Guy Gardner (39) formerly of Baltimore and now mostly residing in New York; and Lobo, age and residence unknown, had been offered the use of the facilities by the city's resident hero, Hal Jordan (45), "in an attempt to reduce casualties."
The baby's grandmother, Peggy-Louise Gardner (62), was pleased to have such a healthy baby. "I'd almost given up hope, with Mace dead and Guy living such an [expletive deleted] lifestyle. But little Katie is SOO CUTE!"
Neither of the baby's parents produced a publishable statement, but Coast City's residents are advised that they can begin moving back into the hospital environs "any day now" while mariners and beach-goers have been informed that the father, Lobo, is no longer attempting to boil the Pacific ocean.
The Committee for the Repopulation of Coast City issued a notice that New Yorkers Against Dangerous Metahumans' petition drive to deny the Gardner family residence within the city is, "unlikely to succeed. And if it does, surely they can move in with Lobo off in space somewhere?"
Asked for comment, Metropolis's protector Superman is "optimistic" that "fatherhood will be a calming experience for them both." Asked for his opinion, Jordan declined to comment on the matter, but reassured residents that he will "always protect them."
Author: Caia
Warning: STRONG CRACK, implied mpreg, Guy Gardner.
Thanks to
lcsbanana for audiencing; she also shares the blame for the original bunny.COAST CITY, USA. Catherine Louise Gardner, 16 pounds 3 ounces, was born a little after midnight this morning in the Coast City Hospital. Her proud parents, Guy Gardner (39) formerly of Baltimore and now mostly residing in New York; and Lobo, age and residence unknown, had been offered the use of the facilities by the city's resident hero, Hal Jordan (45), "in an attempt to reduce casualties."
The baby's grandmother, Peggy-Louise Gardner (62), was pleased to have such a healthy baby. "I'd almost given up hope, with Mace dead and Guy living such an [expletive deleted] lifestyle. But little Katie is SOO CUTE!"
Neither of the baby's parents produced a publishable statement, but Coast City's residents are advised that they can begin moving back into the hospital environs "any day now" while mariners and beach-goers have been informed that the father, Lobo, is no longer attempting to boil the Pacific ocean.
The Committee for the Repopulation of Coast City issued a notice that New Yorkers Against Dangerous Metahumans' petition drive to deny the Gardner family residence within the city is, "unlikely to succeed. And if it does, surely they can move in with Lobo off in space somewhere?"
Asked for comment, Metropolis's protector Superman is "optimistic" that "fatherhood will be a calming experience for them both." Asked for his opinion, Jordan declined to comment on the matter, but reassured residents that he will "always protect them."
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Date: 2006-01-27 12:09 am (UTC)I hate you all.
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Date: 2006-01-27 12:10 am (UTC)Neither of the baby's parents produced a publishable statement = win.
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Date: 2006-01-27 12:32 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-01-27 12:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-27 12:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-27 02:11 am (UTC)Wow...just wow...
~Emily
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Date: 2006-01-27 03:19 am (UTC)(Do you even know who these people *are*?)
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Date: 2006-01-27 02:48 pm (UTC)Mainly from hearing about them from
Which makes it all the more awesome for breaking my brain.
~Emily
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Date: 2006-01-27 02:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-27 03:20 am (UTC)I'd have given a Lobo warning, too, but I wanted people to actually read it. *g*
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Date: 2006-01-27 03:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-27 02:55 am (UTC)Damn you woman, I done choked on my gum at this line.
;)
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Date: 2006-01-27 03:21 am (UTC)*offers virtual Heimlich maneuver!*
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Date: 2006-01-28 08:14 pm (UTC)*ded* This is wondrous. WONDROUS.
What does Katie LOOK like, I wonder? *has strong urge to draw, cuts off fingers*
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Date: 2006-01-29 07:38 pm (UTC)And Katie (only Peggy-Louise really calls her that--she's usually Kitten or Kit, Kitti to Lobo) is *very very cute* with a somewhat variable appearence, build-wise, due to her part-Vuldarian heritage, although she's got very pale skin, black skin, and pink eyes (with iris and pupal, but little black rims) from Lobo.
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Date: 2006-02-05 10:09 am (UTC)Dare I ask...who actually carried little Kitten...?
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Date: 2006-02-06 04:31 am (UTC)And Guy (as Gal (http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/160066.html), more or less) wound up carrying poor Kitten, as all atempts to abort her failed miserably. (Vuldarian regeneration + Czarnian invulnerability = one tough fetus!)
Lobo does most of the breastfeeding, though, as Lobo has no shame. He's quite a sight, travelling the galaxy fraggin' people with his daughter under his jacket, but few dare to comment!
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Date: 2006-02-06 06:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-16 02:33 pm (UTC)*SHRIEKS WITH LAUGHTER*
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Date: 2006-04-03 05:54 am (UTC):D!!
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