Isn't it terrible the way the Hollywood fat cats only pay attention to their wallets? Always casting people 'cause they're hot rather than 'cause they're talented or at all right for the role. Although at least they could dye her hair, right? It just wouldn't be you at all otherwise.
(Although she is really hot. I would totally be asking for her number if I were still a rich playboy and not a married man.)
Do you have money? You could sue to get back the rights to your likeness, or just make the studio an offer to buy the movie and cast who you'd like. Alternately, you could write angry letters and articles, maybe put up a website. I had a newspaper collumn once and it was a lot of fun even though it never seemed to help.
Or you could show up at their mansions and studios and use your dangerous spy skills to convince them that, really, they need someone else for the part. If all else fails, there's always calling in your powerful friends, but be careful with that. It's awkward when your best friend rewrites reality to get you a better actor.
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Date: 2009-03-30 12:30 am (UTC)Isn't it terrible the way the Hollywood fat cats only pay attention to their wallets? Always casting people 'cause they're hot rather than 'cause they're talented or at all right for the role. Although at least they could dye her hair, right? It just wouldn't be you at all otherwise.
(Although she is really hot. I would totally be asking for her number if I were still a rich playboy and not a married man.)
Do you have money? You could sue to get back the rights to your likeness, or just make the studio an offer to buy the movie and cast who you'd like. Alternately, you could write angry letters and articles, maybe put up a website. I had a newspaper collumn once and it was a lot of fun
even though it never seemed to help.Or you could show up at their mansions and studios and use your dangerous spy skills to convince them that, really, they need someone else for the part. If all else fails, there's always calling in your powerful friends, but be careful with that. It's awkward when your best friend rewrites reality to get you a better actor.
Best of luck!
Ollie