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Because why not!

Ask any character I've written for advice, and they will provide it, advice columnist style. Your problems or fictional characters' problems both welcome. Management is not responsible for the results of following said advice (especially if provided by Ollie).

Date: 2009-03-30 01:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mizzmarvel.livejournal.com
Dear Namor,

Firebug who? This is, um, J. Edgar Hoover.

Signed, Not Jim Hammond

Date: 2009-03-30 01:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caiusmajor.livejournal.com
Dear Surface-dwelling Idiot,

Then don't tell him, and be miserable all your life.

No wonder the surface world is so fucked up. We're so going to conquer your asses as soon as the war is over.

Sincerely,

Prince Namor of Atlantis

Date: 2009-03-30 01:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mizzmarvel.livejournal.com
Dear Namor,

So I guess the not-making-me-feel-like-an-idiot part was too much to ask?

Yours, Jim

Date: 2009-03-30 01:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caiusmajor.livejournal.com
Hot Stuff--

If you don't want to feel like an idiot, you should try not acting like one. J. Edgar Hoover indeed!

Namor

Date: 2009-03-30 01:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mizzmarvel.livejournal.com
Dear Namor,

Okay, good point.

...and Hot Stuff? Really?

Yours, the occupant of cabin 4-8, the door of which is unlocked

Date: 2009-03-30 01:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caiusmajor.livejournal.com
Torchy,

Be there in five.

Namor

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